super-sandwich's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Part 1 Kid'S EVASION]

animations not too bad

but there was no point, not to mention that it was way too short, that is, way too short for anyone who actually liked it, but the length was fine for me.

[Mentos / Gotta Crap?]

boring

you did what everyone else has done a thousand times before but you've done it a thousand times worse than the thousands before you.

[A Quiet Hum]

Your environments were awesome

everything in your backgrounds had so much detail, every minute thing had was beautifully drawn, you even managed to make a garbage can look good.

[Presidental Love]

all right

at least do something making fun of the CURRENT president, this animation is about four years too late.

[Sheepe]

you got the 1 because I like fire

no offense or anything

Tightmon responds:

You get 0. Because you have made nothing. In fact, you get -1, because you are probably too fucking lazy to make anything yourself.

[Weaponmaster pt.2 preview]

stick figures

the only reason I didn't give you a ten is because they're stick figures and I've watched about ten other movies like this today on Newgrounds.

[Zomborg Apocalypse - 005]

I love zombies

even though zombie movies have been done a thousand times over, I never get tired of 'em. Especially with your movie, which is so different from any I've seen in a long time.

SPLANKGY responds:

mee too!
thanks man!

[cream yourself inc. ad]

I loved that spokesperson's voice

That was hilarious, I wish a loud nazi-esque guy would force me on a tour through a magical ice cream factory...

[kill bill clock trailer]

you rat bastard

you took a great movie like Kill Bill and put it into CLOCK form. Jesus, the clock crew submits some of the crappiest stuff on NG. I hate their stupid clock faces, their gay voices, that little waggly thing when they talk, the fruit...gaah! Where was I, oh yeah, it sucked.

[Mayokings Mothers Day]

i like it

you could post that on another site where mothers might read it, but if you just whipped that up then I'm impressed. That guy kind of reminded me of SYNJ's characters.